Findus Crispy Pancakes
Molten filling, breadcrumb shell, roof of mouth destroyed.
Semicircles of breadcrumbed pancake filled with minced beef or cheese, and hot enough to cause actual injury.
The outside was lukewarm and the inside was the surface of the sun. There was no known method of heating them evenly and everyone had a theory.
Served with chips and beans on a Friday, and a staple of the first meal teenagers cooked themselves.
Cost back then
19p for four
Goes for now
About £2.50 a box