Blue Riband And The Lunchbox
The biscuit you got when the good ones had gone.
A thin chocolate wafer in a red wrapper, permanently at the bottom of the biscuit tin.
Every packed lunch in Britain contained one of a small set of items, and Blue Riband was the one nobody swapped for.
It is objectively fine. That is the entire problem and the entire charm.
Cost back then
12p
Goes for now
About 45p